Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You simply punch information into a computer once.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Q. What's the blonde's cheer? A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How can you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: How could you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: Oahu is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Ultimately they'll both result in the gutter.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How could you tell if a blonde is an excellent cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out from the toaster without trouble.
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Q: How will you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'
Q: How does a blonde have safe sex? A: She locks the car door.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A. You simply punch information into a computer once.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Q. What's the blonde's cheer? A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How can you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: How could you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: Oahu is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Ultimately they'll both result in the gutter.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: How could you tell if a blonde is an excellent cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out from the toaster without trouble.
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Q: How will you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen.
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