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Saturday 7 May 2011

Six Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a query: will you miss listening to the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you answered yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) someone who dons shades indoors. Should you undoubtedly answered no, you're probably one of the millions of silent Americans who don't fully realize where to turn when it comes to discovering music which truly has a message as well as speaks to matters close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are a dime a dozen and for the most part will be turning out songs such as factories crank out car parts or maybe fastfood restaurants crank out burgers. Wouldn't it be good to give ourselves some range, particularly something that spoke to the culture of game enthusiasts? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, as well as that's the reason why it had good results amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It's music which is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of artists who are gifted yet not known. I do think it is time we gave Nerdcore some more "air-time."

Listed here are six Pop Musicians who should be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

Although switching the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this band of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be forgotten by merely a few individuals, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's mother and father. Their number 1 song on iTunes speaks volumes regarding how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It is considered the lyrics were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements

P Diddy is pretty the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family lp continues to be among my favorites even now, as well as the epic Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that man's name?) is still among the most remarkable music videos of the 1990's.

P Diddy is actually a brand name, a commodity...he's been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His songs has grown into much more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any music performer not named Rebecca Black, even though slightly less creative (at least she has her very own original records).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most profitable musicians of all-time. That's primarily based from the fact that she's the sole musician to have 7 songs in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Take a look at another fact, though...all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's hoping we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you imagined I was gonna propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that will have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't really care just what other individuals think...you'd have to believe that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to have genuine artists...but the executives making the decisions must feel otherwise.

But, I digress, we're replacing Jerimih, the man who likes birthday sex and wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives fancy vehicles and is a star. Hey, I'm sold...the question is, just how many more singles would it take to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I always remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A track dedicated to his spouse, which actually offered some exclusive insight into the conflicting dynamics of (dare I mention it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who evidently really likes money (like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be very easy to replace - lose the autotune and make him put five grand in a bottle everytime he says the word money in a song and he'd be making beats for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one dude from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He's become one of the most notable producers/beat makers in the music industry. He's a God amongst girls working on their treadmills, searching for that extra boost to get them going (try this in case you genuinely wish to go big) yet to anyone searching for genuine songs, he' just another dude creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn't do it for anyone searching for a jolt of motivation or something that they could connect with (that's what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is ready for more Nerdcore.




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